In defense of low cut underwear

Wednesday, April 29, 2015
We all have seen it. That old dude on the beach with a Speedo on, with a bulge that makes everyone feel uncomfortable. In defense of that guy, he is doing you a favor.

You see, as you get older, things start to hang. Low. You might laugh, but I guarantee it will happen to all men eventually. I didn’t think it would happen to me, but it did. My family jewels started to droop.

I used to wear normal underwear, until, well you know. I tried switching to boxers, but that part of the body can get very sweaty and there is nothing worse than having your undercarriage stick to the inside of your thighs.

You could wear a jockstrap to give you all the support your bits need, but that seems problematic. The only solution is to start wearing low cut, knacker restraining underwear. They will keep your boys in one place instead slipping out, which can be seriously embarrassing in the gym or at the pool. Trust me, no one wants to see that.

So the next time you see a a guy in a tight swimsuit, thank him. Even though the underwear or swimsuit may make you squeamish, there are worse sights.

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