My Cat's True Agenda

Friday, July 15, 2011

Over ten years ago, we adopted a poor, stray kitten, who we named Robin (in honor of Robin Hood, because she stole from the rich, us, and gave to the poor, herself). Now don't get me wrong, I love her to death, but she has become... well, cranky and whiny in her old age. To prove my point, I have recreated here my cat's daily agenda: something she is adamant to fulfill day to day.

  • Wake up, demand to go outside
  • Complain on windowsill to be let back inside five minutes later
  • Sleep
  • Meow incessantly to anyone around
  • Get a drink from the dog's water bowl
  • Harass the dog
  • Meow some more
  • Sleep
  • Meow until someone comes downstairs and checks my food and water, even though I know they are both full
  • Eat from my own food bowl, but not the water bowl, as dog water is better
  • Throw up food on purpose, snicker to self as people clean it up
  • Follow people around and meow at them
  • Sleep
  • Act cute and jump up on someone's lap, then shed and leave
  • Sleep
  • Beg for people food, preferably ice cream or cheese
  • Demand people food through meowing
  • Attempt to steal people food
  • If successful, throw up on couch
  • Sleep, it was a busy day.


  1. Anonymous3:20 PM

    This is why I love cats.

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