What Your Cigarette Says About You! (First Post from the New Guy)

Thursday, December 09, 2010
I’ve spent the last 5 months working at a convenience store 7 blocks from my apartment. It’s been a magical time, filled with wonder and amazement and… and who am I kidding? I work graves at a convenience store in a college town. It’s exactly as much fun as it sounds. Well, I’ve been getting paid, so that’s pretty cool, and it actually has been fairly educational.
For example, I’ve learned that by convenience store, what they really mean is place to get cigarettes and, on occasion, things you can get at a grocery store for much less. Seriously, more than 60% of my store’s internal revenue comes from tobacco products. That means that, in essence, 60% of my paycheck comes from me selling cancer sticks to people. I’m not really too surprised by this… after all, it’s a college town in Wyoming, meaning the population consists entirely of rednecks who are basically the target audience for the tobacco industry, because many of them probably can’t read the warning labels and honest to God think that a “light” cigarette is healthier for them (I kid you not, more than one person has said this to me), college students who figure that they should be spending their time now drinking and smoking because their idea of college has come from watching Van Wilder and Animal House (that, and because smoking, like, totally makes them look cool), and old people who have nothing better to buy than things that will put them in the grave just a little faster (I say they have nothing better to buy based on the fact there is a half an aisle dedicated to the Snuggie at the local Wal-Mart).
To comply with the high demand for tobacco, there is literally a wall full of it at the store, offering a wide variety of tobacco wrapped in paper with a filter. There is basically a cigarette for every kind of person imaginable. As I have noted from my long time here, different types of people are attracted to different kinds of cigarettes, with, in most cases (I’ll go ahead and say 4 out of every 5 cases), you can tell what kind of person someone is based on the pack that they buy:
American Spirit:
The Hipster cigarette of choice! People who buy American Spirits fall into one of two categories: One, the kind of people who think that because American Spirits are, and I quote, “100% additive free natural tobacco”, that it means that it’s better than the “trash” those other simpletons buy (yes, a regular of mine did use the word “trash” to describe other brands). Two, the kind of people who think that because American Spirit is “natural”, and it has a pipe-smoking Indian as a mascot, it’s, like, totally less destructive on the environment, man! American Spirit cares about the earth, and poor small-time tobacco farmers! Not like those mainstream d-bags (these people fail to realize that, in truth, American Spirit is as widely distributed as brands like Marlboro, Camel and Newport, meaning it still causes plenty of damage to the earth in transportation alone). In either case, Hipsters like American Spirits. Rarely do I get a smoker who I don’t think I need to card who buys American Spirit.
Marlboro:
Marlboro is somehow synonymous with cowboys and the west, most likely due to decades of really effective marketing on Phillip-Morris’ part. As such, I sell waaaaaaaaaay more Marlboros than any other brand here in Wyoming. People who buy Marlboros are hard to generalize, since we offer 30+ different types of Marlboro at our little store. That being said, there are certain types of Marlboro that are favored by certain types of people. For instance, Marlboro Blend 27s seem to be favorited by the painfully redneck Tech-ers (for those of you who don't know what a Tech-er is, they are kids who attend the Wyoming Technical School... and they are almost always kids who weren't smart enough to get into any other school ever), probably because they’re brown and look like leather, meaning they’re a manly cigarette! Marlboro Menthol Smooths are the female equivalent, favorite by the few girl Tech-ers. Old, redneck men almost always buy standard Marlboros, annoyingly assuming they’re the only cigarette we sell, often asking for “a pack of smokes” or “a pack of Reds” and assuming I’ll know they mean Marlboro. This in spite of the fact that we have Marlboro Reds, Marlboro Red Pack (which is different… somehow), Camel Reds, Winston Reds, American Spirit Red Pack, Sonoma Reds, and I think you get the picture. While many people buy Marlboros, it is safe to say that if a redneck of any breed or age walks through those doors, they’re going to want Marlboros. Cause they’re the cowboy smokes, and this is Wyomin’ damnit!
Newport:
This is the second brand that is really kept on the shelves because of college students. Newports are somehow the “classy” but still non-pretentious brand of cigarettes (Benson & Hedges being the classy and pretentious brand), for those young-uns who still think that their habit is worth $6.50 a pack for some reason (in Wyoming, between $5 and $5.50 is about average price for cigarettes). To be honest, I didn’t even like Newports when I tried them, and thought the Marlboro Menthols made me gag less… but I’m no smoker, so what the hell do I know, right? They cost more, therefore they MUST be better! Makes sense to me. And when you’re a college student, trying to look cool, you want an expensive cigarette that doesn’t make you look like a stuck-up snob but is also menthol so you can smoke it without coughing like the poser you are.
Camel:
Like Marlboros, there are just so many kinds of Camel offered that it’s hard to generalize customers of the brand as a whole with about 20 different kinds of Camels available. As for the individual types of Camels, well, you have Camel Crush and Camel No. 9, both of which are bought almost exclusively by effeminate men and roughly equally effeminate women. You have your Camel Wides, targeted at people who want to smoke two cigarettes at once but are too lazy to light two cigarettes or to roll their own. The solution? BIGGER CIGARETTES, for twice the price! Interestingly, a lot of fat people buy Wides… oh the irony in that. A few acting majors I know personally who regular the store buy Camel Reds… and they’re literally the ONLY PEOPLE who buy them. Not really sure why. And finally, there are the filter-less Camels, which, as far as I can tell, are only bought by hard-asses who like to tempt death and then punch him in his stupid deathly FACE.
Basic:
I don’t sell too many of these, and when I do, it’s to old people who make one of two assumptions about them. Some are like the Hipsters who like American Spirit and think that “organic tobacco” makes a better cigarette… though it just makes me curious what inorganic tobacco is like. Others are strange, confused old people who assume that because they’re called “Basic”, they’re the cheapest cigarettes. They are not.
Sonoma:
These are cheapest cigarettes we sell. Understandably, the only people who buy them are usually the same people buying chips and soda with their food stamps, then throwing together change to buy cigarettes while complaining under their breath that their food stamps won’t cover them or energy drinks anymore (talk about unreasonable, right?). Seriously, anyone who has kids and uses their food stamps on junk food should be required to get a tattoo on their forehead that reads “I'm a terrible person”, but that’s getting off topic (I think I'd be more okay with them buying gourmet food on their food stamps, see the correlating post below). No one really enjoys Sonoma. They’re the Keystone of cigarettes… they’ll help you get your fix cheaply, but at what greater cost?
Benson & Hedges:
Only one kind of person buys these, and that person is the kind of massive pretentious prick who thinks he’s better than everyone else because he buys a $9 pack of cigarettes. Actually, only one person on my shift buys them, and I hate him (see the above reason). He comes in once or twice a week, and I still don’t know his name, so let’s just call him Claude. Seriously Claude, no one thinks you’re cool for buying the most expensive cigarettes we sell, dude. Also, loose the pedo-stache.

169 comments :

  1. Diane7:23 PM

    Dan, this is just hysterical! Great blog...btw, when I was young college student I smoked Benson & Hedges menthol...wonder what that says about me? Also, I think I knew Claude...lol

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    2. Anonymous3:34 PM

      It says you were a ho.

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    5. Anonymous11:48 PM

      It says you have great taste in cigarettes.

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  2. Up here Camel Wides have a different type of customer. Musicians and stoners mostly.

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    1. Anonymous2:45 AM

      MN Same thing here man!!!!

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    2. Anonymous12:39 AM

      MN rep! i know nobody who smokes wides in st.paul. I smoke Marlboro reds tho... am i an in the closet redneck?

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    3. I smoke Camel Wides and I am a fat, stoned musician. So I guess everyone wins?

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  3. does Saratoga still exist?
    Mom settled on those because they were supposed to have fewer additives.

    And really cool faux ostrich skin boxes.

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  4. *giggles* Not a smoker but this was fun sharp reading!

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  5. Well observed. Top notch.

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  6. Cigarette is one of the best businesses in the industry. This is because of the significant increase in the demands. In spite of the warnings about the effects of cigarette, there are still many new brands coming out in the market and trying to penetrate the smoking industry.

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  7. Are you serious, people actually believe American Spirits are better than all the other brands just because of something the company puts on the pack? Additive-free tobacco will still kill you, and pipe-smoking Indian doesn't make them better for the environment. What are these people thinking?

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    1. Anonymous6:08 PM

      Tobacco kills. Period. American Spirits are bad for you, especially all you pack a day smokers. But they are . . . less bad. Will they kill you about as quickly if you smoke regularly, yes, they will. No, the Indian doesn't make it better for the environment, but American Spirits are the most environmentally conscious brand of cigarettes you can find. That doesn't mean they're good for the environment, growing tobacco regularly destroys soil like no other crop, but they do employ much more small farmers and use less harsh farming methods. They also don't test on animals, so good for them. Tobacco smoke still has nicotine, still causes cancer, emphysema, heart disease, and all the fun things. But there are significantly less carcinogens in American Spirits.

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    2. Anonymous10:06 AM

      Plus American Spirits have more easily biodegradable butts and packs. they've removed all the foil from their packaging...

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    3. I smoke american spirits because they burn wayyy slower than lets say some reds and I like the taste better. I've never met anyone who smokes them because their "healthier." That seems moronic to me

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    4. Anonymous12:36 AM

      I really can't stand people that think they know something that they clearly dont. Tobacco CAN NOT kill you, also nicotine can kill you but seeing how it generally only affects you for 10-15 minutes that alone would take forever. What WILL kill you is the extra crap in cigs. I used to work at smoker friendly in wyoming and yes this blog is pretty correct lol. I smoke newports though oh and for those that dont know, yes menthol crystalizes in your lungs

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    5. Anonymous7:11 AM

      My grandmother worked in a cigar factory starting at the age 11 for 30 years. Smoked her entire life. Died at the age of 96. Drank alcohol her entire life too. Never had cancer. Never had liver disease.

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    6. Anonymous9:34 AM

      Quite the lucky gal.

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    7. Anonymous2:58 AM

      What about Marlboro Black Menthols? What does that say about me? Because I am by no means redneck, or country at all.

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    8. Anonymous1:43 PM

      I smoke American Spirits and I always get carded! It drives me F*ing insane! I'm in my 30's, but am blessed to be from a family that ages very well. I'm usually guessed to look between 18-21. I used to smoke Newports, but those are so hard on the lungs that I couldn't breath and would wake up wheezing and coughing up nasty stuff and sometimes blood. Now that I smoke American Spirits I never wheeze and never have problems with my lungs. American Spirits talky aren't as hard in a smokers lungs as other brands (this I know because I've smoked pretty much every brand out there). I'm definitely not a hipster and I don't think the magical Indian man will save the earth, but I do know that less chemicals going in is better. Must brands even have rat poisoning in them! Try and tell me that won't hurt a person. My great grand father smoked natural tobacco that his family grew and smoked everyday from the time he was a kid and lived to be 101! People might like to laugh at use American Spirit smokers, but they are 'easier' on your body even if they aren't considered 'safe' they are the lesser of the evil as you could say. As far as what my cigarette says about me, I think this article is hysterical! When I buy my cigarettes I'm always told "you don't strike me as an American Spirit smoker, are these for you?" (third party sales are illegal) I pull out my nearly empty pack and tell them they are the ONLY brand I will smoke! I'm normally pegged as a Newport smoker. I'm female, but always wear mens basketball shorts, t-shirts, and Nikes. I think it is funny how yes usually people fit in a category, but some of us break the mold. Last time I bought some the clerk was like "not to be rude, but are you a 'stud'" (a female that is gay and dresses like a man) this made me laugh so hard because I hear that ask the time, but my husband was out in the car.

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    9. Anonymous9:15 AM

      To funny coming from someone who obviously has no other goals in life except to judge, stereotype critize folks and appearently can only get a job in a convenience store! I seriously doubt you have any type of degree in psychology and have the ability to classify people just by the cigarettes they purchase at the store you only work at so shut the hell up you d-bag and use your energy to set some higher standards for yourself instead of waisting time judging people you don't even know. You are probably writing this blog on your companies time instead of working. Most people like you who are critizing everyone are trying to draw away from your own short comings. I hope the hell some of the local Wyoming Rednecks read your trash talk about them and give you your come upins!

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    10. Anonymous10:44 PM

      I think you meant comeuppance.

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  8. Outstanding blog you guys have preserved there, I totally valuate the effort.
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  9. Never found such informative articles.
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  10. Anonymous10:54 PM

    does anyone smoke Seneca out there? It's like halfway between a Sonoma and a Marlboro... you're not smoking total trash, but you're still a tool.

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    1. Anonymous4:07 PM

      Yes! One Seneca buyer/smoker here. Buy them at just about any Reservation (buzzword. Means any cig store attached to or in business with Casinos) cigarette store.
      One: they are generally cheaper at Res stores than at any other cig-selling store.
      Two: I started buying/smoking Senecas because I heard that unnecessary additives are not added.
      What happens due to the lack of some of the additives: Well, up until very recently the Senecas WENT OUT if they were not steadily puffed-upon.
      I mentioned this to a non-smoking acquaintance and he went into a verbal Song & Dance about "Well you know this is winter; your Senecas not going out now has something to do with 'relative humidity.'" Well I do not know what he meant by that phrase; if I light up indoors where humidity might be lower than that outside?
      Currently at $24 a carton as compared to prices charged for butts in large chain grocery stores, I'll keep buying the Senecas. Oh, and KING SIZE.
      It does not make sense to buy Seneca 100s. The only difference I've noticed between Sen King Size and Sen 100s is about 3 flakes more tobacco and a longer filer. No thanks.

      So yeah, to answer your question about "Are there any Seneca smokers out there? my answer is "Yes, at least one person. Myself."
      Myself is hoping that Mr Relative Humidity-word-spouting person was wrong. Also hoping that Seneca Cigarette company has not buckled under pressure from the people who whined about their cigarettes going out unless constantly puffed-on...so put the crummy additives such as salt peter and cyanide, to name just two, back into the Seneca cigarettes.
      Yet another case of the minority making things disappointing for the majority of the smoking population.

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  11. Anonymous10:39 PM

    another butt hurt baby, get a real job.

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  12. Anonymous2:09 AM

    I enjoyed reading this. You're a good writer!

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  13. Ow. I'm a huge gamer dude stoner dude and I smoke smooths. Like the taste and the burn when they go down. I'm also part hick whoch explains why I liked marb reds at some point. (Alaskan hick not texas hick btw)

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  14. Anonymous6:22 PM

    5 months and you are an expert on the human psyche from cigarettes. If you ever smoke cigarettes, by your descriptions, I would suggest you try the Benson and Hedges. It seems to be the closest match to your personality.

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    1. Anonymous8:51 PM

      Apparently working the register at the quickie is high society in Wyoming

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    2. I could not have said it better myself. You judge mental prick. Making fun of smokers and people on welfare. W T F is your problem?

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    3. Anonymous12:18 PM

      Who cares what others have to say. The only reason this guy doesn't like the pretentious dick is because he is one get some more Benson and hedges you fucking prick

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    4. These three bitches obviously smoke Virginia slims

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  15. I always get carded when I buy American Spirit

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    1. Anonymous6:06 PM

      What does getting carded mean? I live in Australia. Left the US when Ray-gun came to power. Here all tobacco is in plain packaging with graphic health warnings. American Spirit only available by mail order at just over $50 a pouch (Inc. postage). Last time I bought a pack of Camel it was around $17. Tax on cigs increases almost yearly.
      Also gas is around $1.70 a litre where I live (in the 'bush') so work out how much that is a gallon! You would not believe the price of bourbon if I told you!

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    2. Anonymous6:18 PM

      I should add though that even as an old guy I get at least $20 cash-in-hand an hour for casual work - $30 an hour if using chainsaw. Minimal wage in the US sucks big time, here we cannot believe how low it is ... or how much those on Wall St have stolen from the US populace via your corrupt governments!

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    3. Anonymous11:34 AM

      Getting carded means getting your ID checked to see if you are of age.

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  16. Anonymous11:51 AM

    Agre with second to last I smoke American spirits for taste and u would probly peg me as a Newport the gas station attendent knows psychology lmao

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  17. "Sonomas... get your fix cheaply, but at what greater cost?"
    This seems to imply that you believe there is such a thing as a 'more-dangerous' cigarette. How can that be possible if you also believe the American Spirit crowd and those who buy 'lights' who think they are getting a 'safer cigarette' are so misinformed (or too stupid to read warning labels)? Seems like flawed logic.

    Maybe that would be OK in an off-the-cuff comment, but this is a 5 month experiment. I sure hope you're not a science major, as it seems you lack the ability to look at things objectively.

    Do you by any chance have an article that categories people based on race or religion?

    The only saving grace for this article is that it fully communicates the fact that you work the graveyard shift, so it left me with hope that not many people have to interact with you, and those that do will be too drunk to remember, with any luck.

    Just to kinda throw it back at ya, how do you think the rest of the world would categorize some smarmy, judgmental, post-adolescent, graveyard shift working gas-station attendant in Wyoming? Why don't you try climbing up a few rungs on the social ladder, makes it easier to spit on those at the bottom (if that's your thing).

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    1. Anonymous12:17 AM

      Nice, vagrant. I agree with you entirely. The article is a bit funny but I really hope he isnt serious.

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    2. He thinks hes cool by making fun of people whom he thinks is lower then him. He probably got his ass kicked on a regular because of his snide attitude. Probably why he works the grave yard shift, he has no body to play with

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    3. Anonymous12:22 PM

      I absolutely agree. Half the time I was reading this, I was having trouble believing a 6th grader is allowed to work the graveyard shift.

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    4. Your bashing him for joking around and making fun of random nameless people but you rip him personally. Is that ironic or are you upset your not clever and funny

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  18. Anonymous9:33 PM

    smarmy is correct

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    1. Anonymous4:24 PM

      So. You seem to know people who feel that if they smoke they will lose their appetite for food? I do not think the "More smoking = less wanting to eat" idea-holders are right and I'm about to tell why. A dear friend believed such lies. Since she didn't want to be as big as a house she lit up a cig whenever she felt hungry.
      Well she now has COPD. Not surprising, since she told me that before she got pneumonia and nearly died, she was up to 4 packs a day of the butts.
      So since she asked her god, great spirit, spirit guides...call it/them what you will to "Please make it easy for me to stop smoking. I'm seriously addicted.
      Came the bout with pneumonia. She now does not smoke.

      But since she stopped smoking and went back to her usual Food Plan which involved Cheetos and Pepsi plus all other empty food/ junk food that caught her fancy she now has Adult Onset Type 2 Diabetes...yeah, on top of the fact she cannot get rid of the COPD. Go figure.

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  20. Anonymous2:42 AM

    All I know is I came across this by accident Stoned and smoking a camel wide as I sit in my car at 4am on my break from my overnight shift and laugh my ass off even if I don't agree with everything you wrote its funnier than shit

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  21. Smoking is so dangerous that the stench of cigarette is repulsive to non-smoker.
    Moreover, it wastes a lot of money. So all of us irrespective of caste, creed, colour,
    religion and age should launch a massive campain against smoking.



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    1. Dude,when you pay my bills and feed me, then you MIGHT be able to tell me to quit smoing, until then,mind your own.

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    2. Anonymous3:44 PM

      i used to smoke anything i stole from my dad when i was in high school. Then i decided to get my own with the lunch money i had. Most kids smoked Kools i smoked Marlboro red. My dad was a cowboy. then i tried branches and hedges. almost a pack a day. Now i smoke American Spirit which seems less horrible than most. My pack of Spirits lasts about week. i smoke when i get stressed.(stress smoker) Try living with a fourteen year old. lol. i try not to smoke more than four a day as I'm on my way to quitting . Spirit seems more satifying but thats no excuse. Soon i will quit. but soon is not good enough for my grandson. I'm 70 and in good health and want to keep it that way.Wish me luck on quitting. I Will do it, when...idk.

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  22. Anonymous2:41 PM

    Another gas station attendant working min. wage suffering little man syndrome. What else is new? I smoke Spirits because they burn longer, and have a nice taste. Get off the arm chair, Freud

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    1. Anonymous8:43 PM

      Yep. You really notice the lack of chemicals in the taste.

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    2. Anonymous10:41 AM

      Yep. You really notice how much better they taste when you run out and have to bum one off your Newport/Marb smoking buddies. Yuck

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    3. Anonymous2:00 PM

      Agreed. People always mockingly say "hipster!" when I pull out my pack. I just smoke them because they taste better and stop me from chain smoking due to how long they burn.

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  23. Anonymous11:52 PM

    am i the only one who doesnt smoke cigarettes for looks.......
    i smoke american spirits because they taste good and not because i look like a pseudo douchebag wannabee

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  24. ...still flabbergasted at the fact that a pack of smokes usually costs around $5-6 in your world. Living in the city that never sleeps (and apparently sells cigarettes for way too high a price) [NY in case anyone cares], I usually get mine between 12-15 bucks. But I probably shouldn't be surprised.

    As for the whole idea of judging a person based on the type of cig they buy, I think the conditions are circumstantial and don't speak for the entire cancer-stick consuming population. My go-to is American Spirits Menthol Mellows, and occasionally, when I like a nice strong smoke, Newport Menthol Blue 100s.

    Oh & I am well aware that the claims of Spirits being organic are no different, either better or worse, than others. I just personally prefer the taste.

    Really entertaining though!

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  25. nice blog. but most is pretty limited to your location. i moved to Texas from Detroit subs. i quit smoking 7 years ago and started smoking again cuz boredom kills faster than cigs....

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  26. Newport happens to be the overwhelming choice of the hip-hop cultcha which as I can imagine illustrates the limitations of basing your demographic on samples from Rural Bush, WY.
    But unfortunately although your article does qualify under entertaining reads, your tendency toward the same ignorance implicit with the lesser-educated cross-section of humanity you're bullying here is tattooed all over your own forehead.

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    1. America=freedom of speech. My s peach not yours, yours is wrong and mean and I don't like it so I'll yell louder than you and call you names. O I have no sense of humor, a small dick, and no one likes me cause I can't take a joke

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  27. Anonymous11:55 PM

    A thought through experiment wouldve set out to smoke said cigarettes to really get in the mind of the different classifications you've stated above. But thanks for this i see the same stuff here in TN and i moved here from CA lol

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  28. Anonymous5:42 PM

    Wait a second...

    Oh shit. I go to this convenience store.

    I buy American Spirits, but really I just think their packaging is cool. Damn my simple minded and easily amused consumer brain!

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  29. Good to know what kind of customer I am. American Spirit mellow for me

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  30. Anonymous1:47 PM

    Just wanted to add my opinion since I'm from a very different part of the country, grew up in NYC and now live in Los Angeles.

    When I was in high school, I smoked Newports. That's what black people smoke. Obviously that's a crazy broad generalization, but that's one of the biggest reasons why people I've known smoked them. They're also some of the cheapest in big cities, totally different from what your experience with them is.

    I currently smoke American Spirits. They have a good deal more tobacco in them then other king sized cigarettes (I believe 33% more). It takes me about 6 minutes to finish a regular camel or marlboro, about 10-12 an American Spirit. Since they don't cost 33% more than other cigarettes, it's worth it for me.

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  31. Anonymous8:54 PM

    Truth is there's no such think as a safe cig but am spirits are truly safer than the mainstream cigs. If you've smoked different cigs you can easily tell am spirits aren't riddled with chemicals. Plus they last as long as a good pool game and a glass of beer

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  32. A very amusing read. I can't believe all the snarky comments. And in this day and age, people still justifying why they smoke. Yes I guess reformed smokers are the worst, although it's been 30 years since I had one. When I did smoke, it was Newports or Kools. And yes, because cigarettes without menthol were too "strong" for me.

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  33. Anonymous9:01 PM

    I usually smoke those filtered cigars because they're cheap as hell went and got 2 packs for 3.17 the other day

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  34. Anonymous12:16 PM

    Buddy, 27's taste like heaven.
    I don't care if it had a big purple dildo on the pack, that cig is the tops.

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  35. Anonymous6:21 PM

    Wow, so many people making hateful comments about smokers and their brands. I guess none of you are overweight from eating, and none of you drink too much on occasion, both of those can be bad for your health. And I bet none of you text while driving, bad for your own health and others potentially. I could go on and on. We all have our demons, so people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones! I would love to quit smoking, it's not easy or I'd already have done it. I smoke American Spirit because until I can quit, I want a cigarette with the least additives available and I'm waaaay past the age of being carded. I respect anybody who works for a living, but if you are so disdainful of Wyoming and cancer sticks, why not move and get a different type of job, I bet you've got a degree or two gathering dust somewhere, yet oddly a convenience store is the only job you've been able to get.

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      Why would you bet that someone working part time at a convenience store in a college town has a degree or two kicking around? It seems far more likely, to me, that a person meeting that description is going to classes at the college in the college town to get a degree, and so not in a position to move elsewhere and get a job of his choosing.

      For somebody so averse to snap character judgments, you seem awful quick to make your own.

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  36. Anonymous4:08 PM

    Typical arrogance assuming a 'redneck' is illiterate. I also like how you make an unfounded assumption that a person at a technical school has likely failed to get into a "real college". Perhaps this person knew a traditional college wasnt a good fit? This awful article could have been summed up this way: after a short stint in a crap job that somehow has given me insight into how people behave/act, I've discovered that more than one brand of cigarette exists and smokers have a preference for one brand over another!

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  37. Anonymous12:03 AM

    Maybe it's a college town thing...I smoked newports, camel crush...etc. now i'm in the mood for American Spirits. I really disagree with this type of article...quit putting labels on people..unless they're hipsters, they're really annoying :P

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  38. nice blog. but most is pretty limited to your location. i moved to Texas from Detroit subs. i quit smoking 7 years ago and started smoking again cuz boredom kills faster than cigs....

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  39. Anonymous11:22 AM

    A good read and entertaining comments. Thanks

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  40. Anonymous12:27 AM

    If a person inhales a light and regular cigarette with equal depth and frequency, that person will be exposed to less tar with the light cigarette than a regular cigarette. That fact is scientifically proven and not disputed by anti-smoking advocates. The issue with this and why it is no longer legal for cigarette companies to advertise cigarettes as being "light" or "ultralight" stem from how each individual smokes a cigarette. It is possible for a person to inhale a light cigarette with deeper and more frequent breaths than with a regular cigarette and expose themselves to more tar. Therefore, the terms "light" and the like are considered to be misleading.

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  41. Anonymous1:27 AM

    SHUUUUUUUUUT THE FUUUUUCK UP YOU IGNORANT PRICK

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  42. Anonymous10:32 AM

    When I was growing up Marlboro Reds were the "rocker" cigarette. By the '80s, the girls that listened to dance music and went to dance clubs smoked Marlboro lights. By the '90s, Camels became the "alternative rocker" cigarette. Goth types smoked Mores and cloves. I also have noticed that women with light hair (blonde or silver) usually smoke a long all-white cigarette; whereas, women that have dark hair and are a little more stout in stature prefer regular-sized cork-filtered cigarettes. Certain brands are tied to old people like, Tareyton, Benson&Hedges, L&M, Lark and filterless Pall Malls. In the early '70s black and white alike smoked Kools until Newport took over. I have been told that Marlboro Red 100 is the perfect "coke" cigarette, and, finally, things like Virginia Slim, More and Saratoga are considered "fetish" cigarettes.

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  43. Anonymous2:40 AM

    American Spirits are the only cigarettes I can handle. They're the reason I started smoking and actually eventually helped me quit. I used to love trying out different cigarettes and after about a year or so I realized that American Spirits were somehow better for me than the other cigarettes. My lungs start acting up on anything other than American Spirits. And when I eventually started to only smoke them, I slowly started weening off it. I feel like the other chemical they put in other cigs make it harder for someone to quit. Especially the menthol and lighter cigs. The heavier the cigarette the less I eventually smoked cause I couldn't handle it and it made me control my cravings for longer. Now I maybe enjoy a Black American Spirit every month or two. And my lungs have been every grateful.

    But at the end of the day a cig is a cig, they're all pretty bad for you, I just think American Spirits from personal experience are less bad for you, if that makes any sense. One cigarette from any other brand and I'm instantly addicted again so that's why I would endorse American Spirits to those who absolutely have to smoke.

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  44. Anonymous10:22 AM

    I used to smoke Winston Lights. What kind of asshole smokes them? They don't taste much different than American Spirits to me and they are three bucks cheaper. Pall Mall Blues for the cheap cigarettes.

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  45. Anonymous8:36 PM

    I smoke American Spirits and Newports because I enjoy the flavor -- and since we are being condescending, I am a 24-year-old who could likely execute a laplace transform with more precision than you could breathe. I was attending a state university for mechanical engineering, my priorities shifted - I wanted a fairly lucrative career and family before I was 35, which isn't possible while pursuing engineering - and I was a lot older than most of the students; it was an ill fit, and a technical school fit me better all-around.

    But really, please just cram the patronizing with regard to this topic: I see it everywhere - wow you're going to a big kid state university, good for you, have fun smoking your first joint kiddo. This doesn't necessarily make you any more intelligent than someone going to a technical school. You act like getting into a state university is like getting into the fucking Ivy League or something.

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      agreed, best comment so far.

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  46. Anonymous2:45 AM

    American spirits taste begter by far and burn way longer. Whether or not a box legally has to say lights cigarettes arent better, the more filtered it it, it technically is less unhealthy. Also natural cigarettes lack the slew of chemicals that are addictive yet unnatural in tobacco

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  47. Anonymous12:18 AM

    Wyoming smoker here. I smoke natural American Spirits because they burn longer and taste better. And yes, after you acquire a taste for spirits, other smokes taste like garbage. Plus they seem to be of superior build quality. Other smokes get all hot and squishy towards the end, but spirits less so. I am not under the delusion that they are good for me. I am in Casper, which is not exactly a college town, but I bet my gray beard you wouldn't card me.

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  48. Anonymous10:38 AM

    American Spirits are not just for hipsters, but for those who actually enjoy a quality smoke now and then. You are retarded Sir.

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  49. I totally have to disagree on your whole basis on labeling people to cigarettes. For instance Marlboro reds are not just for Cowboys honestly I see a lot more people of all ages smoking them and besides that Cowboys either dip or chew. American spirits being 100% additive free is a good thing. They do not put all the other chemicals that other companies put in theirs and the major chemical is the fire retardant. That chemical is the leading cause of coughing in smokers. Plus your statement about people just smoke cause it makes them look cool or just cause they don't have anything better to spend their money on well that can be true in most cases but the truth here is the fact that they smoke for the pleasure of relaxation from the nicotine and it honestly helps with depression. You have a higher chance dying from a car wreck or simply a natural cause then you do from smoking.

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  50. so basically no matter what kind of cig you smoke you're a hipster douche? haha i smoke american spirit blacks, not because it's better for you(I mean come on, it's a cig) or because the other reasons you posted. i simply buy them because i think they taste the best lol

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  51. i worked a gas station in new park, pennsylvania for roughly a month, (yes a ridiculously short time, as it was a ridiculously shitty job) the majority of cigarettes i sold were marlboro gold (lights). these seemed to be an all around cigarette for virtually everyone in town. i only sold a few packs of marlboro reds, (surprisingly for rural pa) and that was normally to the mexican workers at the local fruit farms. i also sold newports, that were, i hate to say it, mostly sold to african americans. there was a particular group that came in every day and all bought the same thing. at the time i was smoking marlboro red 100s, and i put a heavy dent on those. when they ran out i either switched to L&M red 100s or marlboro red box. you learn a lot about who smoke what cigarettes working at a gas station.

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  52. Anonymous5:30 PM

    Dumbest thing that I have read in a long time.

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  53. Anonymous4:58 PM

    lmfao come to NY and see how much $ a pack is here

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  54. Ok first of all...re : WY and Night shift...If ya ever been to WY ya know there are few stores around. As far as night shift goes did ya ever think he might be married with kids...wife works days and he works nights to make ends meet. He could also be a single dad...home with the kids during the day and grammy/gramps in the evening...at least he can see his kids grow up !!!....If single...then School durning the day and work at night to pay for school.
    OK now about BUTTS...Started out smoking butts in HS...Golden Colorado in the 70"s so guess what I smoked...yep Marlboro,s. and Winston's...lol go figure...hung with the cowboys who chewed and smoked...then it was college....still on Marlboro's....and a few other organic products..after college it was still Marlboro's....worked for a lady who smoked Salems...so I changed over to Salems for a bit....then Basic's regular..( got married )...back to Marlboro's Red...Moved to VA and worked at a prison...Guess what everyone smoked...Newport's..the choice for the Black generation...they were not bad...went back to Marlboro's cause everyone kept bumming them...lol ( GAURDS NOT INMATES )... Met my soul mate who is a redneck...go figure...and he also smokes Marlboro's...Switched over to Gold 72"s up north since they cost less...saw an article about all the additives in normal butts so I went and bought a pack of American Spirit.. cost $ 9.00 as compared to $7.11 for Marlboro 72's...
    The Spirit lasts longer....burns smoother...and has NO additives...Yes I know the dangers of Smoking...weaning my body off the additives first...and then eventually will try to quit again....
    AT 62 the damage is already done I know...yet I still crave butts...I also smoke less since the Spirit butts satisfy the craving..
    Reading past comments was interesting....and thought I's put my 3 cents in...lol
    Time for a Spirit..Dark Blue....

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    1. Anonymous9:13 AM

      Ha ha. American Spirit Organic - RYO because the state has no right to force burning carpet glue into my body just because a few alcoholics tend to pass out before they extinguish their cigarettes.

      That's right, "fire safe" tubes (required by more than 23 states) are striped with carpet glue ... and no one has ever done ANY studies to determine if FS cigarettes are "safe" for human "consumption." After all, we are just stupid smokers, who don't care about our health anyway ... so why should Uncle Sam? Right?

      Only thing Uncle Sam cares about is the "sin tax" he can collect on tobacco (Which is why the old hypocrite will never ban smoking completely.)

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  55. Anonymous7:15 AM

    Right on

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  56. People in the mid west really are just full of hate, cliches, and ignorance... lol

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    1. You do understand that your statement is hateful and ignorant, right? You label everyone from the Midwest the same. The hypocrisy of your broad generalization is so thick its hilarious. Tell me again who is full of hate.....

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  57. Anonymous5:19 PM

    What part of Wyoming is your store in?

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  58. Anonymous7:33 AM

    All of you are full of sheer shit - sadly.

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  59. Anonymous3:16 PM

    Do people really still believe that additive-free tobacco is 'just as bad' as the heavily processed, heavily laced chemical cancer sticks like marlboro or newport? Now I know that american spirit, owned by phillip morris i believe, is still far from an 'ethical' choice, but it DOES cut out a multitude of carcinogenic chemicals and any smoker nowadays should be smoking additive free or nothing at all. I can feel how they gunk up my lungs far less than anything else.
    That being said, I now smoke only whole-leaf tobacco that I process myself. It causes one to smoke far less as each cigarette must be processed by hand and it is far more satisfying to craft the smoke yourself.
    I suggest anyone living in a highly taxed state such as NY (and anywhere else for that matter) to do as i do to look into whole leaf tobacco. It is far far cheaper and is relatively untaxed and still legal to order online as federal tobacco taxes only apply to pre-processed leaf.
    The site I use is leafonly.com. No I am not being paid to advertise, only trying to share a valuable resource with the community, if anyone will even make it to the bottom of this page. There are plenty of sites out there but this one is a larger distributor and has very fair prices and an ethical mindstate when it comes to supporting small-time growers.
    Stay safe and have fun, children :)

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  60. Anonymous3:30 PM

    This is the most wildly inaccurate piece of misinformed garbage i have ever read. But please, don't take that observation to mean I am passionate about my cigarettes. You cant tell a thing about a person because they smoke Camels or Marlboros other than a few broad generalizations. The only portion of this blog I agreed with was your statement regarding the wide assortment of varieties that Camel and Marlboros have to offer. Oh, and Newports are "classy"? Wowww.... Show me one person who smokes Newports because they think they are classy... You can't. Newport caters to one specific demographic and they are not shy about advertising specifically to said demographic. Another primary reason people smoke 'Ports is because they are the strongest mentholated cigarette on the market aside from Camel Menthol Full Flavored after one has pressed the crush bulb. Good try though man, maybe you should ask the Techies you have such a good time looking down on for some help next time...

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      LOL! Right on. This guy ... obviously a non-smoker ... is the pretentious little pr**k.

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  61. Anonymous5:24 PM

    I think alot of these generalizations are kinda true. One angle to consider more though, is how gender plays a role. For example:

    I'm a Marlboro Reds kinda girl. Maybe its just an independance kinda thing. Have been since I started smoking as a teenager, still am almost twenty years later. Yeah, maybe two packs a day is too much for me to be smoking, but hey, its better than when I smoke three pack a day right? jk, I only smoke 2 packs a day =) who has time for more these days?!

    Truth is, as bad as cigarettes are, there are other things bad for you too. I'd rather keep on smoking and keep off the extra weight, and all the problems obesity brings; even if it does mean I''m more likely to get lung cancer down the road. My grandmother died from lung cancer back in the 80s when I was a little girl, so I know its bad, but it didn't stop me or my mother from smoking. It did however, stop my aunt from smoking. Sure thing, when she quit smoking, she gained weight. Now shes got severe hyper tension and diabetes, and is in much worse health than my mother, who still smokes. Im not saying that means its good for you, duh, but I am saying that there are lots of other things that are also bad for you, and people shouldnt demonize smokers so much!

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  62. Well, in an attempt to expand the survey sample... I smoke American Spirit cigarettes. I doubt seriously you'd feel a need to card me. I've smoked American Spirit for about 15 years. I like the smoke and I like the packaging. I don't assume anything about ethics of the COMPANY that manufactures and distributes the product. R.J. Reynolds owns this company; "RJReynolds" also appeared on the package of the cigarette I switched from - Camel. I suffer no delusions about the physiological impact of smoking on my health: I know the good reasons to stop smoking. AND American Spirits definitely smoke "better" for me than Camels. I believe people are free to make their own choices and I strongly advocate for people being more educated and intentional about their choices. For better or worse, human civilization is at a point where people smoke cigarettes. No one is required to smoke or purchase cigarettes -- any more than they are required to purchase a gun or a TV -- but some people choose to. We appreciate the availability of cigarettes at a nearby store. There are just so few things that can be completely demonized; there's pros and cons, benefit and hazard attached to everything. The tool held by one person becomes a weapon in someone else's hands. Such is Life.

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    1. Jeff G11:16 AM

      While your argument is thoughtful and articulate, you probably wasted your time making it because the writer of this article thinks you are an idiot because you smoke and, in his mind, that invalidates anything that you think or say. You're not an individual to him. You're just a stupid, disgusting smoker who wants to "look cool". (Because that's why people smoke - according to every 1980's anti-smoking-for-kids ad, and the tool who wrote this silly thing.) Ignore the fact that people have been smoking tobacco since before there was any such thing as marketing, packaging or image-makeovers. Stop thinking, dumb smoker! Go smoke your cancer sticks with your yellow cancery fingers in your dingy, cancer-ridden cancer house!

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  63. Anonymous12:09 AM

    Sounds like we've got a Laramie, Wyoming resident here! Haha, I've probably bought smokes from you! Spirits! funny post

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  64. What about the roll-your-own crowd? I smoke Bugler RYO's. Describe the usual customer that does the same.

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  65. He he, I smoke Lucky Strikes and am under 30, what does that say about me? Also, interesting because Marlboro started as a woman's cigarette.

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  66. Jeff G11:09 AM

    You know what assumptions I make about someone who buys (insert any brand) cigarettes? That they enjoy smoking.

    You might want to consider pulling your pretentious head out of your snotty, uptight ass one day. You sound like an incredibly judgmental prick, which I have trouble understanding, since you work at a gas station and should therefore be just a teensy bit more humble. You should have called this entire piece "I hate people who smoke and here are my irrational thoughts peppered with a generous helping of childish insults."

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  67. My dad's name was Jim and he smoked B&H while he took shits

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  68. I smoke American Spirits because they're strong and taste great. Don't be so goddamn judgmental.

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  69. Anonymous9:48 PM

    Oh my god, you're so right about all of this.

    Camel Crush. Very femme sort of guy. Right on the money you are, sir. I was not prepared for that.

    All the people calling the author "judgmental" are just pissed he stereotyped you correctly.

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  70. Anonymous2:13 AM

    One would easily look @ you in your little gas station uniform & say you're still reeling from not making it into a "real college" (for obvious reasons), therefore, you're projecting your own feelings of inadequacy onto people you serve publicly. See...we all can play Psychiatrist. Scum. Stick to your minimum wage job & keep that rotten mouth shut, unless you're finally ready to grow a pair & stereotype your own self.

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  71. Anonymous2:37 AM

    Too bad you weren't just a stain on the mattress. You need to take a long, hard look @ your own self...your mother went horribly wrong by keeping you on the teet for one too many years.

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  72. Reading this post, I was wondering how much of it was true. Looking at the vitriol in the comments, it seems like you must have nailed at least some of it.

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  73. Anonymous7:15 PM

    I smoke American Spirits because I am trying to quit. They burn a lot slower than any other cigarette I have smoked before so I smoke about a 3rd less. This is a disgusting habit that I wish I never got addicted to. I actually started smoking around the time I started drinking I would smoke the cherry flavored cigs I quit drinking over 4 years ago & I couldn't stop the smoking unfortunately.

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  74. Anonymous3:38 AM

    I smoke Newports. At the start of smoking I didn't feel the need to buy my own so I tried different kinds that my friends offered and the first pack I ever bought was Newports and always have been. I'm in college so totally fits in the stereotype. Although someone's I get jokes at smoking black people cigarretes...

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  75. Anonymous1:28 PM

    I enjoyed reading your blog! I do smoke...American Spirits. They taste better, last longer, and don't make me cough. I thought your generalizations were funny, although I don't think I am a hipster. I am not sure exactly what that is. My first smoke was Salem Lights, decades ago. Keep writing! I would like to hear your opinion on beer drinkers, too. lol

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  76. Anonymous10:36 PM

    It's pretty sad to think that there are people in the world who think the way you do. Being a person who smokes a wide variety of cigarettes (Lucky Strike, Marlboro Reds, Reds Special Blends, 27's, Southern Cuts, Marlboro Virginia Blends, Parliament Full Flavor, Camel Unfiltered, Camel Reds) I would like to say that it has nothing to do with any demographic I'm part of. I am a college student in Chicago who studies jazz. I wouldn't consider myself to be any kind of a redneck, and I am certainly not illiterate. My 61 year old mother smokes Benson and Hedges, and she sure as fuck doesn't smoke them to make anybody in town think any differently of her. (Also, they sell non-menthol B&H, so, get that straight). My only request of the author: Start smoking a pack a day, and tell me you won't develop a preference for one kind or another, and it won't have a damn thing to do with your personality. All that'd matter is what you'd prefer.

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  77. You're exactly the person they hire for graveyard shifts in a gas station. Let me tell you something kid, I was one of those 'tech-ers' that went to Wyotech in Laramie, Wyoming, and you would crap your pants on the success I've seen afterwards. I fuel thousands of horsepower to diesel fueled motors in drag trucks. Its truly disgusting the amount of money I gross now, walking my own shop telling kids what to do on my own customer's trucks that would snap your neck (like you much deserve) from a take off. You're lucky some of these kids out of Wyoming don't recognize you off this and walk into that store and spray it up. With you in it.

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    1. stickman1:01 AM

      Who says spray it up, now a days? It's WY, not the hood. That's cute that you think your Billy the bad ass with your diesel dragster. I personal know 4 cyl vw that go faster than any diesel could dream. Wyotech is pretty redneck, some smart people go in and out but not many. Now stop "Rollin coal" and get some real fuel, such as nitro.

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  78. You are so totally wrong. This is a complete BS.
    Back home, I used to smoke Benson & hedges and I still buy at least 2 rolls whenever I travel. I smoke American Spirit here in America because it's the closest to B&H as I can get. I wouldn't mind paying $ 10 / pack if I can just see where to buy

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  79. I am Lachaindra Foster i want to thank Dr. DR EBOEHI for getting my lover back to me within 48 hours. When my lover left me i was so tired and frustrated till i search the internet for help and i saw so many good talk about Dr. DR EBOEHI of (supernaturalspelltemple@gmail.com) and i decided to give him a try and i contact him and explain my problems to him and he cast a love spell for me which i use to get my husband back. If you want to get your lover back contact DR EBOEHI via email: (supernaturalspelltemple@gmail.com DR EBOEHI the great man that is able to bring back my lost love.

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  80. Oh my god, this is so true.
    I worked in a super market and I got so good I could guess the kind of cigarette people were going to ask for.
    Spot on about rednecks and Marlboros, especially special blends. I. Fucking. Hate. Special. Blends. The only people that would ever buy them is white trash. Same with Winston's, god I hate the people who buy those. The only guy that would buy Benson and hedges was this suspected gay guy. Reason I suspected was because he had a effeminate voice one time he bought an enema and some lubricating jelly along with his douche cigarettes.
    Also spot on about the Natural American Spirits. I lived in a little redneck town and I'm pretty sure I'm the only fucking guy in the whole city that buys them. Then when I go to Austin that's all anybody has. Yes, they're hipster cigarettes. And yes I smoke them for those same reasons you listed. I'm a douchebag, you got me. Great article bro, I'll be sharing this.

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  81. Dr Aziegbe HELP ME BRING BACK MY EX GIRL FRIEND BACK TO ME. Am so happy to testify about a great spell caster that helped me when all hope was lost for me to unite with my ex girl friend that i love so much. Am from USA. i had a girl friend that love me so much but something terrible happen to our relationship one afternoon when her girl friend that was always trying to get to me was trying to force me to make love to her just because she was been jealous of her friend that i was dating and on the scene my girl friend just walk in and she thought we had something special doing together, i tried to explain things to her that her friend always do this when ever she is not with me and i always refuse her but i never told her because i did not want the both of them to be enemies to each other but she never believed me. She broke up with me. i was so confuse cos i cant live witout her one day i decided to contact a spell caster and i emailed him with his email Drossuva@gmail.com and he replied me so kindly and help me get back my lovely relationship that was already gone for a months. Am so happy and all thanks to the GREAT DR Aziegbe. that help me with his white love powers. If you have any kind of problem email him now for help with his email
    Drossuva@gmail.com or Drossuva@gmail.com if you are out there passing through any of this problems listed below:

    (1) If you want your ex back.
    (2) if you always have bad dreams.
    (3) You want to be promoted in your office.
    (4) You want women/men to run after you.
    (5) do you want to be pregnant.
    (6) You want to be rich.
    (7) You want to tie your husband/wife to be yours forever.
    (8) If you need financial assistance.
    (9)Stop Divorce



    Email: Drossuva@gmail.com or his website: http://drossolution.webs.com/

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    1. Anonymous1:41 PM

      So are you planning on smoking??? If not get your stupid spell caster crap and your other spell caster nuts off this blog.

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  82. Smoke make me always wake up..and more focus on daily works.
    Thanks-Gede

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  83. Anonymous6:50 PM

    Check out 22nd Century Group new MSA approved RED SUN CIGARETTES. The man behind this was behind American Spirit.

    22nd century .com or redsuncigarettes.com
    redsuncigs twitter

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  84. Anonymous1:16 AM

    DR LOVE BRING BACK MY EX

    DR LOVE THIS IS THE ONE OF THE THINGS I PROMISE I WOULD DO FOR YOU IF MY HUSBAND COME BACK HOME BETWEEN 48 HRS YOU SAID AND LUCKILY AS YOU SAID TO ME MY HUSBAND COME BACK HOME TODAY AFTER A LONG MONTHS THAT HE WALK OUT FROM HOUSE FOR NO REASON AND NO WHERE TO FIND HIM UNTIL YOU HELP ME FIND MY LOVE BACK HOME BETWEEN 48 HRS YOU PROMISE, WHEN HE CAME BACK HOME HE CONFESS TO ME THAT HE WAS VERY SORRY TO HURT MY FEELING THAT HE WENT AWAY WITH A LADY FROM HIS WORK PLACE AND NOW HE PROMISE THAT HE WANT TO LIVE WITH ME FOR HIS WHOLE LIFE AND NEVER LEAVE ME ALONE AGAIN,SO GLAD TO HAVE HIM BACK AND BIG THANKS DR LOVE FOR YOUR KIND HELP ,AM VERY GRATEFUL . IF ANYONE NEED DR LOVE HELP FOR RELATIONSHIP PROBLEM CONTACT HIM THROUGH THIS MEDIUM drlovespellcastersolution@gmail.com drlovesolution@yahoo.com Tel : +2348038096203.
    KATIE FROM CALIFORNIA.

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  85. Clara6:49 PM

    My name is CLARA MARTIN,I am so happy to let the whole world know how this powerful spell caster saved my marriage. Everything was going down the drain as my husband can not stop cheating on me with other women.He became used to always heating on me. I tried to make him stop, but I couldn’t help the situation, the more I tried, the harder it becomes. At times we will fight and go apart for some months and we will come back again just because of our kids. One day a friend told me about this spell caster who helped her too, his name is Dr abacha solution temple. she said he uses white magic spells to solve spiritual problems. I decided to give it a try, I contacted him and he told me it will take just 2 to 3 days and I will see great changes in my husband. He actually cast a spell, believe me after 2 to 3 days of the spell, my husband was confessing different names of woman he has slept with. He begged for forgiveness and never to try it again. From that day till now, my mind is at rest. My husband dislike every other women on earth except me. And am so happy to have him for myself alone. The spell caster’s contact is abachasolutiontemple@gmail.com or call him with his number +2348132571730. You can contact him for any help, he is very powerful and can solve any kind of problem below.
    Do you want your ex lover back?
    Do you want to get pregnant?
    Do you want your husband to appreciate you?
    Do you want to be famous or rich?
    Do you want to be a celebrity?
    Do you your business to grow excessively?
    Do you want to be honorably good academically?
    Do you need a job?
    Do you need a husband?
    Do you have problem in your marriage life?
    Contact abacha today for speed help:abachasolutiontemple367@gmail.com

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  86. My ex-boyfriend dumped me 8 months ago after I caught him of having an affair with someone else and i trow insulting on him. I want him back in my life but he refuse to have any contact with me. I was so confuse and don't know what to do, so I visited the INTERNET for help and I saw a testimony on how a spell caster help them to get their ex back so I contact the spell caster and explain my problems to him..... he cast a spell for me and assure me of 3 days that my ex will return to me and to my greatest surprise the third day my lover came knocking on my door and beg for forgiveness. I am so happy that my love is back again and not only that, we are about to get married. Once again thank you DR. MAGBU.... RE UNITING EX SPELL TEMPLE caster, you are truly talented and gifted contact his email: Reunitingexspell@gmail.com

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  87. Anonymous6:05 AM

    Great Article, it's interesting to see the difference between smoking here in the UK and in the US. Firstly, most of the 'famous' brands are very expensive here. ( about £9 or $14) a pack. Most people smoke rollies or cheaper brads (mayfairs, pall malls etc). The other thing that stands out here is the fact that Benson and Hedges are almost solely smoked by people over the age of 60 who seem to buy them in bulk and then chain smoke. They are far from classy. Some things are the same though, American Spirit smokers are fucking smug as balls.

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    1. Anonymous7:28 AM

      I smoke Wave Menthol 100s b/c they're about the cheapest brand here in the greater Cincinnati area @ $3.50 a pack plus tax. I'm trying to switch to vaping and I'm doing fairly well with one called E-Smart by KangerTech. The price fot the starter kit was l/t $35 & came with a 6 week supply of liquid with 18 mg. of Nicotine.




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  88. my name is Nicky Ottaway from Great Britain
    i want to testify about a
    great spell caster that help me cast a spell
    that bring my husband back to me without
    any delay. I broke up with him with
    just little misunderstanding hoping we will
    get back shortly,but things was growing
    worse until i contacted Dr.zulus who help
    me with his historical powers to bring him
    back, without charging me any money.
    contact him on his email:drzulusspiritual@hotmail.com

    (1) If you want your ex back.
    (2) you need a divorce in your relationship
    (3) You want to be promoted in your office.
    (4) You want women & amp; men to run after you.
    (5) If you want a child.
    (6) You want to be rich.
    (7) You want to tie your husband & wife to be yours forever.
    (8) If you need financial assistance.
    (9) Herbal care hiv/aids
    you can contact him today on his email:drzulusspiritual@hotmail.com

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  89. My name is dante meet, and I base in U.S.A...My life is back!!! After 2 years of Broken marriage, my husband left me with two kids . I felt like my life was about to end i almost committed suicide, i was emotionally down for a very long time. Thanks to a spell caster called Dr Jatto, which i met online. On one faithful day, as I was browsing through the internet,I came across allot of testimonies about this particular spell caster. Some people testified that he brought their Ex lover back, some testified that he restores womb,cure cancer,and other sickness, some testified that he can cast a spell to stop divorce and so on. i also come across one particular testimony,it was about a woman called luis francisca,she testified about how he brought back her Ex lover in less than 2 days, and at the end of her testimony she dropped Dr Jatto E-mail address. After reading all these,I decided to give it a try. I contacted him VIA Email and explained my problem to him. In just 48hours, my husband came back to me. We solved our issues, and we are even happier than before Dr Jatto, is really a gifted man and i will not stop publishing him because he is a wonderful man... If you have a problem and you are looking for a real and genuine spell caster to solve all your problems for you. Try drjattosplltemple@gmail.com anytime, he might be the answer to your problems. Here's his Email drjattosplltemple@gmail.com OR CALL +2349035512062.

    1. GETTING YOUR EX BACK
    2. WINNING LOTTERIES.
    3. CHILD BEARING.
    4. BREAKING OF GENERATION COURSE.
    5. GETTING OF JOB.
    6. JOB PROMOTION.
    7. MONEY SPELL.
    8. SPIRITUAL PROTECTION.
    9. HERBAL CARE.
    10. BEAUTY SPELL.

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  90. My name is karen tanya, i live and work in Oxford shire, UK. My life is back!!! After 2 years of Broken marriage, my husband left me with two kids, I felt like ending it all, i almost committed suicide because he left us with nothing, i was emotionally down all this while. Thanks to a spell caster called Dr. PAUL the spell caster which i met online. On one faithful day, as I was browsing through the internet, I came across several of testimonies about this particular spell caster. Some people testified that he brought their Ex lover back, some testified that he restores womb,cure cancer,and other sickness, some testified that he can cast a spell to stop divorce and also spell to get a good paid job so on. He is amazing, i also come across one particular testimony, it was about a woman called Vera, she testified about how he brought back her Ex lover in less than 2 days, and at the end of her testimony she dropped his email.After reading all these, I decided to give it a try. I contacted him via email and explained my problem to him. In just 48hours, my husband came back to me. We resolved our issues, and we are even happier than ever.Dr.PAUL you are a gifted man and i will not stop publishing him because he is a wonderful man. If you have a problem and you are looking for a real and genuine spell caster, Try him anytime, he is the answer to your problems. you can contact him on (salvationlovespell@gmail.com)

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  91. Hi Alice i want to thank u for letting me know abt Chief Priest Amros i really contacted him after i read your comment abt him i wll rlly say he's the best spell caster after i contacted him and did what he ask me to, he cast the love spell for me and my boyfriend came back to me after his spell, when he texted me and he said is sorry for everything he did to me, and said he has been thinking abt me all day and he want me to accept him back, this was how we came back together all thanks to Chief Priest Amros whose email address holytempleofsolution@hotmail.com or call him via +2347060458342, also just contact him for help. Smith Mabel

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  92. I want to use this medium to say a very big thanks to
    dr ebosele for restoring my relationship back. I lost
    my husband to another lady who happens to be his superior
    at the office. my husband was going out with her after two
    years of our marriage, when i found out that my husband was
    having an affair with another woman, i confronted him
    and all he did was to send me packing. When i discussed
    the issue with my friend jenny, she told me not worry
    that maybe my husband was under a spell and she suggested
    that we consult a spell caster named dr ebosele. my friend
    told me she came in contact with his email on the
    web when she was searching for answers to a similar problem.
    we contacted him for help and behold he gave me the answers
    to my problems. I was surprise the day my husband and his friends
    came to my house asking me to come back to the house,at first
    i taught i was dreaming but behold it was real and now we are
    happy together again. THANK YOU DR EBOSELE i will forever be grateful.

    YOU CAN CONTACT HIM FOR HELP VIA DREBOSELETEMPLEOFGRACE@HOTMAIL.COM
    OR CALL HIS MOBILE NUMBER +2348157534383

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  93. Unimaginable and unbelievable. I am Tracy Jones from the United States and i have a good news to share to the entire world. Do you need your ex husband or lover urgently? I wanna tell you that you need not to worry because i have a good news for those out there that are faced or similar to such situation because there is always a hope and a solution to all problem. There is a great spell caster called Dr Eku who can really solve your problem. Getting my lover back is what i can't imagine but when I was losing Newton, I needed help and somewhere to turn badly but my Aunty told me about this spell caster who also helped her on the internet. I thought it won't work but i just tried to give this man a chance and i ordered a LOVE SPELL. Two days later, my phone rang. Newton was his old self again and wanted to come back to me! Not only come back, the spell caster opened him up to know how much I loved and needed him. This Spell Casting isn’t brainwashing, but he opened up his eyes to know how much we have to share together. I recommend anyone who is in my old situation to try him because he will help you and make things be the way it ought to be. If you have such problem or similar to this, please contact him on his email
    drekuperfectspells@yahoo.com and just visit DREKUPERFECTSPELLS.blogspot.com and see so many people testifying about his perfect work. thank you Dr Eku and may your gods ever reward you for your good deeds..

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  94. Anonymous3:24 AM

    Thanks to Dr iyama for bringing back my lover back because i never believe my lover will come back because his very stubborn and wicked man but to the glory of God immediately Dr iyama cast a spell on me my lover run back to me and start begging me for all he has done, Dr iyama really make me happy when my lover came back and i want you all to contact this very powerful man on ; oduduspell@gmail.com or call +2348035166398 because information is power contact Dr iyama for your joy to be restore and be a happy person forever, via iyamatemple@gmail.com or call +2348035166398
    lasson FROM U S A

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  95. Anonymous3:24 AM

    My names is joan am from USA i want to use this opportunity to thank my great Dr iyama who really made my life a pleasurable one today. This great Doctor iyama brought my husband back to me, i had 3 lovely kids for my husband, about 3 years ago i and my husband has been into one quarrel or the other until he finally left me for one lady. i felt my life was over and my kids thought then will never see their father again. i tried to be strong just for the kids but i couldn't control the pains that torments my heart, my heart was filled with sorrows and pains because i was really in love with my husband. Every day and night i think of him and i always wish he will come back to me, until one day i met a good friend of mine that was also in a situation like me but her problem was her ex-boyfriend who she had an unwanted pregnancy for and he refused to take responsibility and dumped her. she told me that mine was a small case and that i shouldn’t worry about it at all so i asked her what was the solution to my problems and she gave me this great man phone number and his email address. i was doubting if this man was the solution, so i contacted this great man and he told me what to do and i deed them all, he told me to wait for just seven days and that my husband will come crawling on his kneels just for forgiveness so i faithfully deed what this great man asked me to do and for sure after four days i heard a knock on the door, in a great surprise i saw him on his kneels and i was speechless, when he saw me, all he did was crying and asking me for forgiveness, from that day, all the pains and sorrows in my heart flew away,since then i and my husband and our lovely kids are happy.that is why i want to say a big thanks to DR.IYAMA This great man made me to understand that there is know problem on earth that has no solution so please if you know that you have this same problem or any problem that is similar, i will advise you to come straight to this great man. you can email him at iyamatemplegmail.com or +2348035166398

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    1. Anonymous1:54 PM

      Unwanted pregnancy, or unplanned pregnancy. Basically means the same but If I were the kid I'd rather hear unplanned. Was your friend ever helped??? What did she do about being pregnant. That's more interesting than your idiotic story

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  96. Anonymous3:25 AM

    Thanks to DR Iyama for bringing back my lover in just 48hours, i have see a man who does not praise him self but he has the power to change thing for good,Dr Iyama does not show him self i want to intoduce him to you so that you can contact him for his help and stop those scam that called there self spell caster that do not work, contact Dr Iyama on via iyamatemple@gmail.com or call +2348035166398 that is the right number to contact this great man call Dr Iyama, i am a living witness of his great power no excuse via him now i promise your life will never remain the same ....

    DANCES from UK

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  97. Need a spell caster?then think of DR,OBEYED he is real reliable and he does what he promise you.I know all this because he helped with my marriage problem.For security reason i will not live my name here but i can tell you all he did to help me.Me and my family live in the US military base here in America,my wife is a solider and i love it that she is and i support.But being a solider means she is half my wife and fully the U.S army.before her three tour we were so in love and we had a kid son who we both love him.It all changed after her two tour in Iraq and Afghanistan,i noticed the distance her second tour she stopped call at first i thought maybe she was part of an accident but i found out that she was OK in Afghanistan.She explained that she always on patrol.It got ugly on the third. I guess in the last two tours she found herself a new lover and then totally forgetting me and our boy.I can not say i did not notice because she always has to be some where instead of with me,coming up with some silly excuse not to be with me that is ( have sex ) and her entire behavior told me all i needed to know. i did my research and i had a hint that it was her squad lieutenant.I had know evidence so a could not take the matter to any body.It killed me to seeing this happen i was going suicidal.What hurt me the most was she going home knowing that i suspect she infidelity,she kept lying to me over and over again.The power of positive thinking helped me a lot.I thought that maybe i can find in the help on the internet with the people who had being in the same problem with him.I found a lot of ways but nor worked except DR,OBEYED spell.At that time five month ago i was so confused that i could do anything to get my wife back so i contacted DR,OBEYED with his email address i saw in some comment on the internet at oballnaspiritualtemple@mail.co m.I laid down my problem to him and told him the entire story and he even confirmed my hint was right, how he did i do not know but he was right because my wife told me later after the spell was made effective. DR,OBEYED cast a spell on them both do not know what he did but it seem he made them both forget they ever crossed path romantically speaking like they never know each other expect there official relationship that is squad leader and solider.I owe my life to DR,OBEYED what he did saved my marriage.I can tell you this because i have tried and it worked for me.Your case also have a solution with DR,OEYED contact him with his email: drobeyedspellcaster@gmail.com

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    1. Anonymous1:44 PM

      You are DUMB as DOG SHIT

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  98. Anonymous1:31 PM

    Geez, can't this just be a funny story. I have smoked on and off since I was 12. I'd quit for different reasons like band camp, summer, different hair styles etc. I cannot smoke in the summer, too hot. I would start smoking again... partying and drinking, bad grades, studying to get top grades, stress.. I've only ever smoked about a pack a week or pack and 1/2. Also it's weird but the smell of smoke on other people makes me gag. A friend of mine told me I am a light smoker BUT that really doesn't mean anything cause I know that I can still get a disease and potentially die. Also, I'm the person who hides that I'm a smoker. I only smoke when everyone is asleep, outside on the deck, hat on so my hair won't stink and a jacket on so that I won't smell like smoke and when I get in the house I go in the bathroom to wash my face arms, hands and teeth.. Wow, that's a lot of work!!!! So, for this year, I haven't smoked since Jan 1, 2015.

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  99. HELLO EVERYBODY AM MARIA LIZZY FROM IRELAND I AM FULL OF JOY FOR WHAT DR DR ALEXISDID FOR ME, I NEVER TAUGHT SPELL CASTING WAS REAL BECAUSE I HAVE CONTACTED ALOT OF SPELL CASTERS AND THEY ALL COLLECTED MY MONEY WITHOUT GIVING ME RESULT, SOMEBODY TOLD ME OF DR ALEXIS SO I GAVE IT A TRY, BEHOLD! I WAS SUPRISED OF EVERYTHING MY HUSBAND LEFT ME FOR 11YRS BUT DR ALEXIS TOLD ME NOT TO WORRY THAT HE WILL RETURN HIM BACK TO ME . TODAY AM THE MOST HAPPIEST WOMAN IN THE WORLD BECAUSE DR ALEXIS RESTORE JOY BACK TO ME BY BRINGING HIM BACK, AM GREATFUL FOR EVERYTHING BECAUSE I NEVER TAUGHT I WILL EVER FEEL THE WARM TOUCH OF MY HUSBAND AGAIN, I PROMISED HIM THAT I WILL ALWAYS SINGS HIS PRAISES EVERYWHERE I GO AND TELL THE WHOLE WORLD OF HOW POWERFUL HE IS.... CONTACT HIM THROUGH THIS EMAIL FOR ALL THOSE OF YOU WHO WANTS TO BE HAPPY LIKE ME AGAIN.. DOCTOR.ALEXIS@YAHOO.COM

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  100. Anonymous4:14 PM

    Bro, I'm going to tell you something. You're an idiot. An actual complete idiot. Light up an American Spirit, and then light up any of the other cigarettes listed and you will realize why you are an idiot. Hipsters may smoke American Spirits, but if that's the case, they're fucking lucky because American Spirit is a much MUCH higher quality cigarette than anything else mentioned. They burn three times as long as any Marlboro/Newport/Camel/etc, there is absolutely no chemical taste(which I find present in every other cigarette), and it's number one for full nicotine satisfaction. Remove this blog, you should be embarrassed.

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  101. I must confess that over here in the United Kingdom it is very difficult to get a powerful spell caster that will be able to restore broken marriages or relationships, But through the help of the internet i was able to get in touch with this powerful spell caster called Dr.alexis after reading a lot of good reviews about him on the internet so i contact him through these details via email: DOCTOR.ALEXIS@YAHOO.COM And after i told him about my relationship stress then Dr.alexis told me to calm down that my lover will come back to apologies to me for leaving me, I never taught that this was going to be possible, Just within 24 hours that i contacted Dr.ALEXIS my lover sent me an sms text saying that i should forgive him and before i knew it he was already at my place begging me to accept him back. you can contact him on DOCTOR.ALEXIS@YAHOO.COM

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  102. Great write-ups. I smoke Camel and What does that say about me? Please explain

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  103. Tricia11:50 PM

    my name is Tricia,i wish to share my testimony with general public about what this great man called Dr okon the spell caster did for me and my family,this great man brought back my husband who left me as a result of my ailment(sickness)and started flirting round with other girls and abandon me and the children and i was really depress and really needed help until a friend of mine told me about him and gave me his mail address (okonspelltemple@hotmail.com).when i charted wit him and told him my problems he told me they are all over,that i have come to the right place,that i should start celebrating as long as i believe in him that it is done.After a week when he did the spell cast,my husband came back to the house pleading that i should forgive him that he did not know what came over him,that he is back and will never leave us again and when i went to the hospital the following day the doctor said am fine that nothing is wrong with me again.i want to use this opportunity to thank Dr okon again and to tell people out there that no matter what you are facing DR OKON is willing and ready to help out just open up to him.please contact him on this mail address or
    http//:okonspelltemple.webs.com

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  104. hello i am from the USA, i want to share a testimony about the great spell caster who brought my lover back to me after three days of casting the spell, i have a little misunderstanding with my lover and he got agree with me and left me for another woman, i tried all my best to apologise to him and bring him back to me, to no avail nothing work out, i cried all day and night because i have missed him so much and need him back to me but he is not giving me the chance, on one faithful morning, i was on my fb account talking to an old friend of mine, i explaned everthing to her off what i am passing through, she told me not to worry about anything that she has encounter the same problem with me before that she is going to direct me to a great dr who helped her before in bringing her divorce husband back to him, he told me about great DR.PROPHET ELVIS OSEMUDIAMEN, he told me that his work is sure and guarantee and his love spell is the best and last forever, i took dr details from her, and i contacted dr, we both spoked on phone and chat through email also, he told me that, he don't charge for his spell works but there will be materials needed to cast the love and return spell on my lover and i will be the one to provide the money before it will work, i said no problem i send him the money after 24hrs he told me that he has through with the work that the next day my lover is going to come back to me and kneel down before me and beg for forgiveness, i beleived him and have faith on him, i was so flabbergasted really the next day according to dr words of wisdom and courage my lover run back to me and beg for forgiveness on his kneels and i forgive him, it has been going to two months now we are not having any problem no quarrel or misunderstanding anymore, i am sharing this on the internet because i know there will many people also out there having same problem with thier relationship, i am advising that you should not loose any faith or hope that this dr is out there and willin to help anyone who seek for his help. contact DR today via perfectlovespelltemple@hotmail.com
    You can also read more about him today via his websites http://drprophetelvisosemudiamen.webs.com/
    you can also contact me stellajames817@gmail.com if there is any question to ask about great Dr

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  105. My life is back!!! After 8 years of marriage, cc and left me with our three kids. I felt like my life was about to end, and was falling apart. I contacted you and after I explained you my problem. In just 24hours, my husband came back to us and show me and my kids much love and apologize for all the pain he have bring to the family. We solved our issues, and we are even happier than before dr olori you are the best spell caster i really appreciate the love spell you coasted for me to get the man back to my life i will keep sharing more testimonies to people about your good work Thank you once again dr olori at drolorispelltemple@outlook.com in case you are in any problem you can contact this man for help he is always there in his temple to help you solve your problem Contact Email is: drolorispelltemple@outlook.com. CONTACT HIM TODAY VIA THIS EMAIL ADDRESS: drolorispelltemple@outlook.com AS HIS POWERS ARE SO STRONG AND VERY EFFECTIVE AND HAS NO BAD EFFECT INSTEAD IT HAVE A VERY GOOD RESULT AFTER CASTING THE SPELL or call him on this number +2349036357575


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  106. Am sharing this article to the world to know that spell casting is real with the help of Doctor Ebakor. I have been married with my wife for the past 7 years without a child and it got to the point that my mum drove my wife away all because she was not able to bear a child. I did everything in my powers to get back my wife but nothing worked. On the 13th of February, a testimony was shared on a radio station by Icelia Jackson of how Doctor Ebakor helped in getting back her husband within 12 to 16 hours and i was really shocked about the testimony. I was very desperate to get back my wife so, i contacted the spell caster and he told me that everything will be fine again. He prepared a returning love spell that brought back my wife and a conceiving spell that made my wife pregnant. Viewers reading my post that needs help should simply contact Doctor Ebakor via his E-mail on : Doctorebakorspelltemple@hotmail.com OR call me with my number if you want to know more +1(647-489-4814)

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  107. Hi everyone, I do hope my post gets read and hopefully helps somebody along the line.i will never forget the help of dr burundi who render to me in my marital life. i have been married for 4 years now. we love each other very dearly . after 3 years of our marriage my wife suddenly change she was having an affair with a guy outside,i notice it then i was praying for divine intervention the thing became more serious i told my pastor about it we prayed but nothing happen. my wife just came home one day she pick up her things and left me and the kids, at this time i was confuse not knowing what to do again because i have lost my wife and my marriage too. i was just checking my mails in the office when i saw someone sharing her testimony on how DR BURUNDI help her out with her marital problems so i contacted the email of Dr BURUNDI. i told him my problem and i was told to be calm that i have come to the right place that i should fill some information concerning my self i did after 30 minute he called me again congratulating me that my problems will be solve within two days. he told me what went wrong with my wife and how it happen.that they will restored my marriage but i will make a free donation to their TEMPLE home anything my heart told me. to my greatest surprise my wife came to my office begging me on her knees that i should find a place in my heart to forgive her, i quickly ask her up that i have forgiven her.friends your case is not too hard why don't you give Dr BURUNDI a try. He does surprises because i know he will also bring back your WIFE or husband. contact him via{DRBURUNDIHADADI@GMAIL.COM}

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  108. This is Hysterical...I hadn't laughed so hard since Borat! Thanks for sharing

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  109. My name is MARY from USA .I am here to give a testimony on how I got my ex boyfriend back. My ex left me for no reason 3 years ago. He moved in with another woman, I felt like killing myself, my life became very bitter and sorrowful. Then 1 day, a friend of mine told me about a great spell caster that is very good to help my problem and, my friend also said that the spell caster gave him some lucky numbers that he played in a lottery and he won. I didn't believe it because I've worked with so many of them and it didn't work. He begged me further so I decided to try this great spell caster called DR SALOBA. I still didn't believe. but I used the spell he gave me and the next day I received a call from my darling boyfriend Thomas last week. He apologized and came back to me. He even gave me 10,000USD as a means of compensating me. I'm very happy now. Thank you DR SALOBA, You can reach DR SALOBA ON via email: salobaspiritualtemple@gmail.com OR you can call my DR SALOBA on +2349036493771. He can solve any problem like,
    (1) If you want your ex back.
    (2) you need a divorce in your relationship.
    (3) You want to be promoted in your office.
    (4) You want women & men to run after you.
    (5) If you want a child.
    (6) You want to be rich.
    (7) You want to tie your husband & wife to be yours forever.
    (8) If you need financial stance.
    (9) He can make you pregnancy.
    (10) He can cure you from any diseases.
    contact: salobaspiritualtemple@gmail.com

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  110. Anonymous3:40 AM

    An amazing testimony on a spell caster who brought my husband back to me.. My name is Olivia Phimzile,i live in Florida,USA,and I'm happily married to a lovely and caring husband ,with two kids.A very big problem occurred in my family seven months ago,between me and my husband .so terrible that he took the case to court for a divorce.he said that he never wanted to stay with me again,and that he didn't love me anymore.So he packed out of the house and made me and my children passed through severe pain. I tried all my possible means to get him back,after much begging,but all to no avail.and he confirmed it that he has made his decision,and he never wanted to see me again. So on one evening,as i was coming back from work,i met an old friend of mine who asked of my husband .So i explained every thing to him,so he told me that the only way i can get my husband back,is to visit a spell caster,because it has really worked for him too.So i never believed in spell,but i had no other choice,than to follow his advice. Then he gave me the email address of the spell caster whom he visited.{supremetemple@hotmail.com}. So the next morning,i sent a mail to the address he gave to me,and the spell caster assured me that i will get my husband back the next day.What an amazing statement!! I never believed,so he spoke with me,and told me everything that i need to do. Then the next morning, So surprisingly, my husband who didn't call me for the past seven {7}months,gave me a call to inform me that he was coming back.So Amazing!! So that was how he came back that same day,with lots of love and joy,and he apologized for his mistake,and for the pain he caused me and my children. Then from that day,our relationship was now stronger than how it were before,by the help of a spell caster. So, i will advice you out there to kindly visit the same email supremetemple@hotmail.com,if you are in any condition like this,or you have any problem related to "bringing your ex back. So thanks to the Dr PAPA for bringing back my husband ,and brought great joy to my family once again. {supremetemple@hotmail.com}, or call +27611734184 Thanks.

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  111. My husband left me to be with another woman. and wanted him back. i was jealous and it made us argue all the time until he vanished away, I was desperate to get him back, I wasted so much time and money on getting my lover back after I have tried almost all possibilities to have him back and nothing worked. I became lonely for 2 years. To make it short, I found a spell caster Great zula by accident. I don’t know how I found him and i cant remember. But, when I first saw the good testimonies about his wonderful work and after reading the Testimonials, I decided I had to try and give it one last shot. After the spells, a miracle happened, my husband came home. it was awesome, anyone who needs help, should email greatzula@gmail.com He is the best.

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  112. joyce williams1:34 AM

    I never use to believe in lottery winning spell until i met Dr Destiny who help me to win the lottery number, This is a great testimony on how i won $100,000 in my play lottery in the mega million lottery jackpot , I took an advice from someone called Wilson the person who talked about this great voodoo spell caster called Dr Destiny the person placed a testimonies on a blog also on a face book saying how Dr Destiny helped him win the lottery by sending him the winning number i was curious and i thought it was all joke not until i contacted this spell caster to know for myself how this work cause i have spend a lot buying tickets and i never win. I contacted him and he told me the necessary thing that need to be done and i did it and he told me to wait for 2days and truly he gave me the winning numbers to play the lottery which i did, Can you believe my name was the first among winners. He told me (my son all i need you to do for me is make sure that you share this testimonies to others so that they can also win the lottery cause i do not have much time to spell on the internet) so that is why i am sharing this testimony with you that if you want to win the lottery this is the way online tips can not help you,, i will forever be grateful to you,Email him for your own winning lottery numbers,greatdestinylottohome@yahoo.com He alone have the winning numbers to win the lottery, Because he is a gifted human being who is fully blessed to help other who are in need, All you need to do is to contact this man and make your life easy and wealthy.is email address: greatdestinylottohome@yahoo.com For all your problems and pains to be over i win my game,

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  113. My name is Lisa miller, from United States. I wish to share my testimony with the general public about A great spell caster called (Dr Michael) have done for me, His temple have just brought back my lost ex lover to me with his great spell work, I was dating this man called David we were together for a long time and we loved our self's but when I was unable to give him a child for 5 years he left me and told me he can't continue anymore then I was now looking for ways to get him back and also get pregnant, until a friend of mine told me about his temple and gave me his contact email, then you won't believe this when I contacted his on my problems he prepared the items and cast the spell for me and bring my lost husband back, and after a month I missed my monthly flow and go for a test and the result stated that i was pregnant, am happy today am a mother of a set of twins a boy and a girl, i thank the temple once again for what they have done for me, if you are out there passing through any of this problems you can contact this great man for help listed below:
    Contact him...(MICHAELSTEVE522@HOTMAIL.COM)
    (1) If you want your ex back
    (2) If you always have bad dreams.
    (3) If you need a child.
    (4) If your work refuse to pay you, people owing you?
    (5) You want to be promoted in your office
    (6) You want to be rich.
    (7) Did your family Denny you of your right?
    (8) Let people obey my words and do my wish
    (9)Do you need help to win a lottery? E.T.C
    Contact him on his email on (MICHAELSTEVE522@HOTMAIL.COM)
    And get all your problems solved

    Thank you.

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  114. My name is Janet Ruben and I live in USA...My life is back again... After 3 years of Broken marriage, my husband left me with kids .I felt like my life was about to end and I almost committed suicide, I was emotionally down for a very long time.Thanks to a spell caster called Dr SUKU,his email address:greatsukusolutiontemple@hotmail.com which I meet online, On one faithful day, as I was browsing through the internet and I came across a lot of testimonies about this particular spell caster.Some people testified that he brought their Ex boyfriend back, some testified that he restores Womb,Cure Cancer and Herpes Virus and HIV Cure other sickness, some testified that he can cast a spell to stop divorce and so on. I also come across one particular testimony and it was about a woman called Joyce,she testified about how he brought back her Ex lover in less than 2 days and at the end of her testimony she dropped Dr SUKU mail address.his website: http://greatsukusolutiontemplehotmailcom.webs.com/ After reading all these,I decided to give it a try and I contacted him via email and explained my problem to him.In just 48 hours, my husband came back to me and we solved our issues, we are even happier than before Dr SUKU is really a gifted man and I will not stop testifying him because he is a wonderful man and so powerful... or call his Mobil number or you can add him true is what App:+234874839242 If you have a problem and you are looking for a real and genuine spell caster to solve all your problems. contact him email:greatsukusolutiontemple@hotmail.com


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  115. I am Emil Bouchard,I want to say thank to Dr Agumagu for everything he did in my life. To everyone who doesn't believe in spell, I was one like you at first. I wasn't quite sure if I wanted to do this since I've tried others so-called spells casters and they did not work and was a waste of my time and money. However, when I read so many testimonials of Dr Agumagu how he help people to get back their ex lover. Dr Agumagu answered all my questions and was very nice about everything, I decided to give it a try. I figured it would be my last try to get my ex girlfriend back. So my story is that I was at my office when the girl I suppose to marry told me that she wasn't in love with me and never will it be and that she didn't want to speak or see me again, especially since she was talking to this other guy. i email Dr Agumagu and tell him everything.he let me know which spells would be most appropriate for me and I chose the one that was to get her back to me and stay with me and to marry me.As soon as he finish the spells, my girlfriend came back into my life! It was a miracle to me and I’m so thankful to him, that is why i am sharing this testimony to those who need his help. Things have been going well, and pretty much according to what Dr Agumagu said would happen. I’m very happy for the love spell Dr Agumagu have done for me, my ex girlfriend is now back to me and we are living so happy. if you asked me or my friends if I would have anticipated how things were right now…no one would believe it! contact him is email address (agumaguspelltemple@outlook.com or agumaguspelltemple@gmail.com tell +2348158847627) and here is my private email bouchardemil@gmail.com. Emil Bouchard

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  116. My Name is Dan Anelos ..I never believed in Love Spells or Magics until I met this special spell caster when i contact this man called otisdarko60@yahoo.com Execute some business..He is really powerful..My wife divorce me with no reason for almost 4 years and i tried all i could to have her back cos i really love her so much but all my effort did not work out.. we met at our early age at the college and we both have feelings for each other and we got married happily for 5 years with no kid and she woke up one morning and she told me she’s going on a divorce..i thought it was a joke and when she came back from work she tender to me a divorce letter and she packed all her loads from my house..i ran mad and i tried all i could to have her back but all did not work out..i was lonely for almost 4 years…So when i told the spell caster what happened he said he will help me and he asked for her full name and her picture..i gave him that..At first i was skeptical but i gave it a try cos have tried so many spell casters and there is no solution…so when he finished with the readings,he got back to me that she’s with a man and that man is the reason why she left me…The spell caster said he will help me with a spell that will surely bring her back.but i never believe all this…he told me i will see a positive result within 3 days..3 days later,she called me herself and came to me apologizing and she told me she will come back to me..I cant believe this,it was like a dream cos i never believe this will work out after trying many spell casters and there is no solution..The spell caster is so powerful and after that he helped me with a pregnancy spell and my wife got pregnant a month later..we are now happy been together again and with lovely kid..This spell caster has really changed my life and i will forever thankful to him..he has helped many friends too with similar problem too and they are happy and thankful to him..This man is indeed the most powerful spell caster have ever experienced in life..Am Posting this to the Forum in case there is anyone who has similar problem and still looking for a way out..you can reach him here: otisdarko60@yahoo.com... CONTACT THIS GREAT AND POWERFUL SPELL CASTER CALLED OTIS DARKO ... HIS EMAIL ADDRESS IS : otisdarko60@yahoo.com ... CONTACT HIM NOW AND BE FAST ABOUT IT SO HE CAN ALSO ATTEND TO YOU BECAUSE THE EARLIER YOU CONTACT HIM NOW THE BETTER FOR YOU TO GET QUICK SOLUTION TO ALL YOUR PROBLEMS...

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  117. Hello To The World At Large,

    I am Miss Wacks.,From united states of America.I will start by saying to all that have experience heart break and also cant do with out there lover should please stop here and read up my story, So as you will know how to go solving or getting your ex back from this spell caster..AND AGAIN I WILL WANT TO ALSO TELL ALL THAT THIS SPELL CASTER I WILL WANT TO TELL THE WHOLE WORLD ABOUT IS HARMLESS AND DO NOT HAVE ANY SIDE EFFECT, BUT TO RESTORE AND GIVE YOU BACK WHAT YOU DESERVE, COS WHEN I MEET WITH THIS SPELL CASTER THAT WAS INTRODUCED TO ME BY THE WIFE OF MY BOSS IN MY WORKING PLACE, HE MADE IT CLEAR THAT HE CAN CAST SPELL ON SO MANY OTHER PROBLEMS EXCEPT IN GETTING YOUR EX OR MAKING YOUR LOVER TO LOVE YOU MORE THAT WILL SUITE YOU. Last year December, My lover was cheating on me and was not also give me the attention that a man should give to a woman,And really that was troubling my mind and tearing my heart apart to the extent that i was not concentrating in the office the way i use to before the break up by my lover.And before that incident,I always see how my boss use to love his wife so much. I was binging to think that i was not doing the right thing to him that will make him love me forever,So i really gathered my courage and went to my boss wife office to ask her the secret that made her husband love her so dearly,In the first place she refused in telling me,She asked me why i am asking her such a question,That if is it not normal for every man to love his wife.I told her the reason that made me ask her about this question,That my lover started cheating on me lately,When i knelt down before her for her to see my seriousness in this issue that i went to ask her,She opened up to me by telling me that i should not tell anybody about what she want to tell me,The wife to my boss started to say to me that she used a very powerful spell on his husband to love her,And the spell that she used is harmless, But the spell is just to make him love her and never to look for any other woman except her. I QUICKLY ASK HER HOW DID SHE GET TO KNOW THIS GREAT,POWER,DURABLE AND PERFECT WORK SPELL CASTER,she said that a friend of hers also introduce her to him. Then i also ask her how i can meet with this spell caster.SHE SAID EVERYTHING TO ME,THAT THE NAME OF THIS SPELL CASTER IS DR OTIS DARKO ORACLE TEMPLE. My next question to her was how can i get this wonderful spell caster,She said she is going to give me the email of the spell caster for me to contact him for my problem,Really she gave to me this spell caster email and i contacted him and explained all to him,And after every thing that needed to be done by the spell caster, In the next two days, My lover that hated me so much came to house begging for forgiveness and i was so glad that i have finally gotten my heart desire..I was so grateful to this spell caster for what he has done for my life.. So i made a promise to him that i will always continue telling the world about his wonderful work towards me and also to other that came to you before and also the people that will also get to you from my story that i narrated online now..I will want to say to the entire world that you should not cry over noting again, That there is a great man that has been helping individuals to restore there Joy and smile in there faces !! The direct email to get this man is : otisdarko60@yahoo.com ,This is what i want to tell you all out there,That is thinking that all hope is lost ok. CONTACT OTIS DARKO TODAY: otisdarko60@yahoo.com. Thanks

    Regards,

    Miss Wacks.

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