The Ten Strangest, Silliest, and Stupidest Things Overheard From Behind the Counter

Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Working at a convenience store, I’ve grown a greater appreciation for the movie Clerks, because as it turns out you really do see and hear some bizarre and outright stupid things from time to time. The following is a list of some of the things I have been asked or I have overheard while standing behind the counter wearing that little red name tag.

  1. What’s the gayest thing you sell that we can put on a cake?
  2. Do you guys sell S&M mags?
  3. How much for this bun? I don’t want a hot dog, only the bun.
  4. Dude, the ketchup burns my mouth!
  5. I need Grillz, RIGHT NOW!
  6. How much cheaper are the 50 cent off packs?
  7. I tried those once, they made me sad to be a smoker.
  8. (Holds up a bag of Funions) Can I put nacho cheese in this?
  9. I think your bathroom is haunted.
  10. Do I return my movies in here?


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